Mercury was in retrograde. I am in recovery.
This tee says what your birth chart already knows: you’ve made it through tech glitches, emotional chaos, and questionable decisions — and you’re still standing (barely).
With a clean name-tag design and cosmic side-eye, this soft cotton shirt is for astrology lovers, chaos navigators, and anyone who's earned the title of survivor.
Statement slogan: A Mercury Retrograde Survivor
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag layout
Solid color design, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to ground you
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for dodging drama
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for cosmic durability
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and astrological chaos
Made to order — because mass production is so last retrograde
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still aligned.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Mercury was in retrograde. I am in recovery.
This tee says what your birth chart already knows: you’ve made it through tech glitches, emotional chaos, and questionable decisions — and you’re still standing (barely).
With a clean name-tag design and cosmic side-eye, this soft cotton shirt is for astrology lovers, chaos navigators, and anyone who's earned the title of survivor.
Statement slogan: A Mercury Retrograde Survivor
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag layout
Solid color design, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to ground you
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for dodging drama
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for cosmic durability
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and astrological chaos
Made to order — because mass production is so last retrograde
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still aligned.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.