Unrealistic? Maybe. Unbothered? Definitely.
This tee is for the chronically hopeful, romantically unhinged, and emotionally invested girlies (and they/thems) who love to lean into their delusions — with style. Featuring a bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, this is your official uniform for manifesting imaginary relationships and ignoring red flags in 4K.
It’s soft, cute, and completely detached from reality — just like you.
Statement slogan: Delulu AF
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, classic unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to daydream in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for your hot takes and hotter crushes
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward center creases (and eye contact)
Printed on demand — because delusion deserves custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still main character material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Unrealistic? Maybe. Unbothered? Definitely.
This tee is for the chronically hopeful, romantically unhinged, and emotionally invested girlies (and they/thems) who love to lean into their delusions — with style. Featuring a bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, this is your official uniform for manifesting imaginary relationships and ignoring red flags in 4K.
It’s soft, cute, and completely detached from reality — just like you.
Statement slogan: Delulu AF
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, classic unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to daydream in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for your hot takes and hotter crushes
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward center creases (and eye contact)
Printed on demand — because delusion deserves custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still main character material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.