Because someone has to bring the trauma and the jokes.
This tee is for the loveably unhinged, the family group chat ghosters, and the self-aware messes who know that dysfunction isn’t a flaw — it’s a party trick. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, this shirt is your soft cotton badge of emotional resilience (and selective memory).
It’s giving therapy... but make it fashion.
Statement slogan: The Fun in Dys-Fun-Ctional
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for breakdowns and brunch
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for emotional rollercoasters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra stability (not guaranteed in life)
Quarter-turned for a smooth, no-crease meltdown
Printed on demand — because chaos should feel custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally colorful.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Because someone has to bring the trauma and the jokes.
This tee is for the loveably unhinged, the family group chat ghosters, and the self-aware messes who know that dysfunction isn’t a flaw — it’s a party trick. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, this shirt is your soft cotton badge of emotional resilience (and selective memory).
It’s giving therapy... but make it fashion.
Statement slogan: The Fun in Dys-Fun-Ctional
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for breakdowns and brunch
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for emotional rollercoasters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra stability (not guaranteed in life)
Quarter-turned for a smooth, no-crease meltdown
Printed on demand — because chaos should feel custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally colorful.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.