Side effects may include sarcasm and snatched vibes.
This tee is for anyone who’s navigating life on injections, appetite suppression, and unsolicited opinions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and wildly relatable slogan, this soft cotton shirt is your badge of honor for brunch, pharmacy lines, or darkly humorous group chats.
It’s funny, current, and maybe just a little too real.
Statement slogan: Here for the Ozempic Support Group
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hug your rapidly disappearing curves
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot flashes and side-eye
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases and awkward weigh-ins
Printed on demand — because your journey isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still thinner than last week.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Side effects may include sarcasm and snatched vibes.
This tee is for anyone who’s navigating life on injections, appetite suppression, and unsolicited opinions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and wildly relatable slogan, this soft cotton shirt is your badge of honor for brunch, pharmacy lines, or darkly humorous group chats.
It’s funny, current, and maybe just a little too real.
Statement slogan: Here for the Ozempic Support Group
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hug your rapidly disappearing curves
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot flashes and side-eye
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases and awkward weigh-ins
Printed on demand — because your journey isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still thinner than last week.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.