Horny But Shy

Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $29.00

Hello, I’m Horny But Shy

Flirting in theory. Panicking in practice.
This tee says everything you’re too nervous (or too chaotic) to text first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and painfully relatable slogan, this shirt delivers the perfect balance of thirst and timidity — in the softest cotton possible.

It’s giving mixed signals… but on purpose.

😳 Features That Speak for You (Because You Won’t):

  • Statement slogan: Horny But Shy

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style print

  • Solid color, unisex fit with a wink

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft and just a little sinful

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, wearable, uncomfortably honest

  • Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, non-awkward fit

  • Printed on demand — because fast fashion is too forward

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still dangerously approachable.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m Horny But Shy

Flirting in theory. Panicking in practice.
This tee says everything you’re too nervous (or too chaotic) to text first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and painfully relatable slogan, this shirt delivers the perfect balance of thirst and timidity — in the softest cotton possible.

It’s giving mixed signals… but on purpose.

😳 Features That Speak for You (Because You Won’t):

  • Statement slogan: Horny But Shy

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style print

  • Solid color, unisex fit with a wink

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft and just a little sinful

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, wearable, uncomfortably honest

  • Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, non-awkward fit

  • Printed on demand — because fast fashion is too forward

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still dangerously approachable.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.