The Wi-Fi’s doing most of the work.
This tee is for profile pic legends, serial re-filters, and anyone who’s ever heard, “you look… different in person.” With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, this shirt is your wearable disclaimer: yes, I peaked on the internet.
Soft cotton. Fewer pixels. Still decent lighting.
Statement slogan: Hotter Online
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — slightly less flattering than a ring light
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to swipe right on
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for both dates and dodging them
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases (and in-person surprises)
Printed on demand — because virtual charisma is real, too
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still looks great with a filter.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Wi-Fi’s doing most of the work.
This tee is for profile pic legends, serial re-filters, and anyone who’s ever heard, “you look… different in person.” With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, this shirt is your wearable disclaimer: yes, I peaked on the internet.
Soft cotton. Fewer pixels. Still decent lighting.
Statement slogan: Hotter Online
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — slightly less flattering than a ring light
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to swipe right on
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for both dates and dodging them
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases (and in-person surprises)
Printed on demand — because virtual charisma is real, too
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still looks great with a filter.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.