Ignoring All My Notifications

Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $29.00

Hello, I’m Ignoring All My Notifications

Do not disturb — permanently.
This tee is your out-of-office reply to the world. With its clean name-tag design and gloriously passive-aggressive slogan, it's the soft cotton statement piece for anyone who's tired of being so available.

Perfect for introverts, burnout survivors, boundary-setters, and people who ghost professionally.

📵 Details:

  • Statement slogan: Ignoring All My Notifications

  • Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design

  • Solid color, minimalist layout, maximum attitude

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, anti-drama

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — for offline living

  • Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front

  • Printed on demand — more mindful, less mass-produced

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sending the message.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m Ignoring All My Notifications

Do not disturb — permanently.
This tee is your out-of-office reply to the world. With its clean name-tag design and gloriously passive-aggressive slogan, it's the soft cotton statement piece for anyone who's tired of being so available.

Perfect for introverts, burnout survivors, boundary-setters, and people who ghost professionally.

📵 Details:

  • Statement slogan: Ignoring All My Notifications

  • Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design

  • Solid color, minimalist layout, maximum attitude

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, anti-drama

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — for offline living

  • Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front

  • Printed on demand — more mindful, less mass-produced

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sending the message.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.