It’s complicated… and then repeated three more times.
This tee is for those whose relationship status reads like a group chat with no structure and too many feelings. With its minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brilliantly bizarre slogan, it’s made for people who thrive in chaos, confusion, and consensual emotional loops.
Perfect for parties, brunch, or relationship check-ins no one asked for.
Statement slogan: In a Redundant Polyamorous Relationship
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — for you and your partners (and their partners)
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to survive throuple drama
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for polycule dynamics
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a crease-free, commitment-flexible fit
Printed on demand — because every tee should be ethically non-monogamous
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally available.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
It’s complicated… and then repeated three more times.
This tee is for those whose relationship status reads like a group chat with no structure and too many feelings. With its minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brilliantly bizarre slogan, it’s made for people who thrive in chaos, confusion, and consensual emotional loops.
Perfect for parties, brunch, or relationship check-ins no one asked for.
Statement slogan: In a Redundant Polyamorous Relationship
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — for you and your partners (and their partners)
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to survive throuple drama
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for polycule dynamics
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a crease-free, commitment-flexible fit
Printed on demand — because every tee should be ethically non-monogamous
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally available.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.