It’s a joke. Unless it works.
This tee is for anyone who’s cried at a salad, Googled “is coffee a meal,” or whispered “hot girl stomach bug” like a spell. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and darkly funny slogan, this shirt delivers uncomfortable truth with a comfortable fit.
Soft, sarcastic, and totally not FDA approved.
Statement slogan: Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Weight Goal
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color, unisex fit — zero calorie fashion
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear to your next “cleanse”
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for scale-stepping or joke-dropping
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front
Printed on demand — because fast fashion bloats
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sickening (in a good way).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
It’s a joke. Unless it works.
This tee is for anyone who’s cried at a salad, Googled “is coffee a meal,” or whispered “hot girl stomach bug” like a spell. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and darkly funny slogan, this shirt delivers uncomfortable truth with a comfortable fit.
Soft, sarcastic, and totally not FDA approved.
Statement slogan: Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Weight Goal
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color, unisex fit — zero calorie fashion
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear to your next “cleanse”
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for scale-stepping or joke-dropping
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front
Printed on demand — because fast fashion bloats
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sickening (in a good way).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.