Spoiler: It might be you.
This tee doesn’t play it safe — and neither do you. With a classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a dangerously honest slogan, it’s perfect for nights out, brunch regrets, and questionable situationships.
Soft cotton, unhinged energy, and zero apologies. Your next mistake just found its outfit.
Statement slogan: Looking For My Next Bad Decision
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name tag print
Solid color, unisex fit — chaotic but flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to regret in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for poor choices in hot places
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing
Printed on demand — because reckless behavior deserves custom merch
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still worth the risk.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Spoiler: It might be you.
This tee doesn’t play it safe — and neither do you. With a classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a dangerously honest slogan, it’s perfect for nights out, brunch regrets, and questionable situationships.
Soft cotton, unhinged energy, and zero apologies. Your next mistake just found its outfit.
Statement slogan: Looking For My Next Bad Decision
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name tag print
Solid color, unisex fit — chaotic but flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to regret in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for poor choices in hot places
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing
Printed on demand — because reckless behavior deserves custom merch
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still worth the risk.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.