And this shirt is the most I’m willing to say.
This tee is for those who’d rather melt into the wall than make small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and gloriously avoidant slogan, this shirt does all the social distancing you wish was still trending.
Soft, subtle, and emotionally unavailable in the cutest way.
Statement slogan: Not a Conversation Starter
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — designed for quiet exits and no follow-ups
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hide behind
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for awkward silences
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned for a clean, flat front — like your emotional availability
Printed on demand — because talking to strangers never made sense anyway
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still not inviting conversation.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And this shirt is the most I’m willing to say.
This tee is for those who’d rather melt into the wall than make small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and gloriously avoidant slogan, this shirt does all the social distancing you wish was still trending.
Soft, subtle, and emotionally unavailable in the cutest way.
Statement slogan: Not a Conversation Starter
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — designed for quiet exits and no follow-ups
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hide behind
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for awkward silences
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned for a clean, flat front — like your emotional availability
Printed on demand — because talking to strangers never made sense anyway
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still not inviting conversation.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.