Not Dwayne Johnson

Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $29.00

Hello, I’m Not Dwayne Johnson

But thanks for checking.
This tee delivers the punchline before anyone can ask. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and deadpan slogan, it’s perfect for gym rats, action movie fans, or literally anyone who’s tired of being compared to The Rock (but secretly flattered).

Whether you're lifting weights or lifting spirits, this shirt clears things up fast.

🪨 Details That Rock (but not The Rock):

  • Statement slogan: Not Dwayne Johnson

  • Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design

  • Solid color, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — strong but soft

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for flexing or finessing

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look

  • Printed on demand — no mass production, no Hollywood stunt doubles

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still iconic in its own way.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m Not Dwayne Johnson

But thanks for checking.
This tee delivers the punchline before anyone can ask. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and deadpan slogan, it’s perfect for gym rats, action movie fans, or literally anyone who’s tired of being compared to The Rock (but secretly flattered).

Whether you're lifting weights or lifting spirits, this shirt clears things up fast.

🪨 Details That Rock (but not The Rock):

  • Statement slogan: Not Dwayne Johnson

  • Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design

  • Solid color, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — strong but soft

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for flexing or finessing

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability

  • Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look

  • Printed on demand — no mass production, no Hollywood stunt doubles

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still iconic in its own way.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.