But I do age well and make questionable coffee.
This tee is for the effortlessly charming — or at least trying to be. With its iconic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and cheeky celeb reference, this shirt says: “I’m not famous, but I do own a tux and a little trauma.”
Soft cotton. Clooney energy. Zero Italian villa.
Statement slogan: Not George Clooney
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — made for everyday elegance
100% ring-spun cotton — smoother than your pickup line
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red carpets or reheated leftovers
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, camera-ready finish
Printed on demand — because charm isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still ridiculously good-looking.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do age well and make questionable coffee.
This tee is for the effortlessly charming — or at least trying to be. With its iconic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and cheeky celeb reference, this shirt says: “I’m not famous, but I do own a tux and a little trauma.”
Soft cotton. Clooney energy. Zero Italian villa.
Statement slogan: Not George Clooney
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — made for everyday elegance
100% ring-spun cotton — smoother than your pickup line
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red carpets or reheated leftovers
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, camera-ready finish
Printed on demand — because charm isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still ridiculously good-looking.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.