No jade eggs. No conscious uncoupling. Just cotton.
This tee is for those who believe in self-care — but draw the line at crystal-infused smoothies. With its chic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly passive-aggressive slogan, it’s ideal for wellness skeptics, GOOP survivors, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at $250 candles.
Soft cotton. Zero pseudoscience. Slightly smug.
Statement slogan: Not Gwyneth Paltrow
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft without the moon rituals
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, clean, no detox required
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing and bad energy
Printed on demand — because we believe in real sustainability
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still toxic-free (emotionally speaking).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
No jade eggs. No conscious uncoupling. Just cotton.
This tee is for those who believe in self-care — but draw the line at crystal-infused smoothies. With its chic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly passive-aggressive slogan, it’s ideal for wellness skeptics, GOOP survivors, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at $250 candles.
Soft cotton. Zero pseudoscience. Slightly smug.
Statement slogan: Not Gwyneth Paltrow
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft without the moon rituals
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, clean, no detox required
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing and bad energy
Printed on demand — because we believe in real sustainability
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still toxic-free (emotionally speaking).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.