But I do own a few rings and unresolved issues.
This tee is for anyone who’s ever been mistaken for a tortured artist, a vintage soul, or just a guy who smells like patchouli and mystery. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and sly, celebrity-baiting slogan, this shirt delivers charm, sarcasm, and absolutely no legal representation.
Soft cotton. Pirate-free. Still oddly intense.
Statement slogan: Not Johnny Depp
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for court or Cannes
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for avoiding attention while demanding it
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for brooding durability
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing (and unnecessary drama)
Printed on demand — because being iconic shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still legally wearable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do own a few rings and unresolved issues.
This tee is for anyone who’s ever been mistaken for a tortured artist, a vintage soul, or just a guy who smells like patchouli and mystery. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and sly, celebrity-baiting slogan, this shirt delivers charm, sarcasm, and absolutely no legal representation.
Soft cotton. Pirate-free. Still oddly intense.
Statement slogan: Not Johnny Depp
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for court or Cannes
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for avoiding attention while demanding it
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for brooding durability
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing (and unnecessary drama)
Printed on demand — because being iconic shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still legally wearable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.