Not Kim Kardashian

Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $29.00

Hello, I’m Not Kim Kardashian

But thanks for the compliment.
This tee is for anyone who’s been told they’ve got “main character energy” — or just really great contour. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and tongue-in-cheek slogan, it’s perfect for fans, haters, and people who just want to be noticed for not being a billionaire influencer.

Soft cotton. Celebrity confusion. Zero apologies.

💅 Features That Slay (Without the Fame):

  • Statement slogan: Not Kim Kardashian

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color tee, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for reality TV binges

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for shopping, selfies, or scandals

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra drama durability

  • Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — or upstaging

  • Printed on demand — because there’s only one of you (and one of her)

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still reality-TV ready.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m Not Kim Kardashian

But thanks for the compliment.
This tee is for anyone who’s been told they’ve got “main character energy” — or just really great contour. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and tongue-in-cheek slogan, it’s perfect for fans, haters, and people who just want to be noticed for not being a billionaire influencer.

Soft cotton. Celebrity confusion. Zero apologies.

💅 Features That Slay (Without the Fame):

  • Statement slogan: Not Kim Kardashian

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color tee, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for reality TV binges

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for shopping, selfies, or scandals

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra drama durability

  • Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — or upstaging

  • Printed on demand — because there’s only one of you (and one of her)

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still reality-TV ready.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.