Just bloated. Or built like that. Or mind your business.
This tee clears the air before anyone gets bold with small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, it’s your new go-to for brunch, awkward reunions, or anywhere unsolicited questions show up.
Soft, sassy, and absolutely nobody’s bump update.
Statement slogan: Not Pregnant
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for all body moods
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, comfortable, judgment-free
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a clean, smooth fit
Printed on demand — because assumptions shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still nobody’s business.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Just bloated. Or built like that. Or mind your business.
This tee clears the air before anyone gets bold with small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, it’s your new go-to for brunch, awkward reunions, or anywhere unsolicited questions show up.
Soft, sassy, and absolutely nobody’s bump update.
Statement slogan: Not Pregnant
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for all body moods
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, comfortable, judgment-free
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a clean, smooth fit
Printed on demand — because assumptions shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still nobody’s business.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.