But I do look great in oversized sweatshirts.
This tee is for the effortlessly cool, emotionally vulnerable, and maybe slightly over-followed on Instagram. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and subtly iconic slogan, it’s perfect for brunch, heartbreak, or pretending your life is a Hulu documentary.
Soft cotton. Zero fame. All the feelings.
Statement slogan: Not Selena Gomez
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for mental health days
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — ideal for emotional layering
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and unnecessary drama
Printed on demand — because fame is fleeting, but comfort isn’t
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still rare energy.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do look great in oversized sweatshirts.
This tee is for the effortlessly cool, emotionally vulnerable, and maybe slightly over-followed on Instagram. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and subtly iconic slogan, it’s perfect for brunch, heartbreak, or pretending your life is a Hulu documentary.
Soft cotton. Zero fame. All the feelings.
Statement slogan: Not Selena Gomez
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for mental health days
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — ideal for emotional layering
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and unnecessary drama
Printed on demand — because fame is fleeting, but comfort isn’t
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still rare energy.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.