Now hiring. No experience necessary.
This tee says it so you don’t have to. With its straight-to-the-point “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, it’s perfect for dating app dropouts, brunch flirts, and anyone who’s done waiting for fate to shoot its shot.
Soft, witty, and ready to mingle — just like you.
Statement slogan: Single (Accepting Applications)
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to cuddle in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for long dates or short encounters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing
Printed on demand — because you're one of one
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still relationship material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Now hiring. No experience necessary.
This tee says it so you don’t have to. With its straight-to-the-point “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, it’s perfect for dating app dropouts, brunch flirts, and anyone who’s done waiting for fate to shoot its shot.
Soft, witty, and ready to mingle — just like you.
Statement slogan: Single (Accepting Applications)
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to cuddle in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for long dates or short encounters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing
Printed on demand — because you're one of one
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still relationship material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.