Yes, they probably forgot. No, I never will.
This tee is for the chronically self-aware and the professionally haunted. With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and soul-crushingly accurate slogan, it’s soft, stylish, and comes with a side of unresolved shame.
Soft cotton. Long memory. Emotional damage optional.
Statement slogan: Still Thinking About That Thing I Said in 2014
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — designed for social recovery
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to spiral in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for all-day shame
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, wrinkle-free flashback
Printed on demand — because cringe is custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still haunted.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Yes, they probably forgot. No, I never will.
This tee is for the chronically self-aware and the professionally haunted. With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and soul-crushingly accurate slogan, it’s soft, stylish, and comes with a side of unresolved shame.
Soft cotton. Long memory. Emotional damage optional.
Statement slogan: Still Thinking About That Thing I Said in 2014
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — designed for social recovery
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to spiral in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for all-day shame
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, wrinkle-free flashback
Printed on demand — because cringe is custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still haunted.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.