And now I’m in your cart. Coincidence? Doubt it.
This tee is for the ones who don’t just break rules — they make them fun first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, it’s the perfect shirt for first impressions, last calls, and regret-filled brunches.
Soft cotton. Questionable motives. Excellent taste.
Statement slogan: The Person Your Mom Warned You About
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color tee, unisex fit — dangerously flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to get away with anything
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red flags and hot dates
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, scandal-free fit
Printed on demand — because bad influence is a custom job
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still up to no good.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And now I’m in your cart. Coincidence? Doubt it.
This tee is for the ones who don’t just break rules — they make them fun first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, it’s the perfect shirt for first impressions, last calls, and regret-filled brunches.
Soft cotton. Questionable motives. Excellent taste.
Statement slogan: The Person Your Mom Warned You About
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color tee, unisex fit — dangerously flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to get away with anything
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red flags and hot dates
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, scandal-free fit
Printed on demand — because bad influence is a custom job
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still up to no good.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.