The Reason Your Dad Is Late For Dinner

$25.00 $29.00

Hello, I’m The Reason Your Dad Is Late for Dinner

And no, he’s not stuck in traffic.
This tee doesn’t whisper — it shouts trouble. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and scandalously playful slogan, this shirt is made for chaos agents, homewreckers-in-theory, and flirts with zero filter.

Soft cotton. Zero shame. Full drama.

🍷 Features That Might Break Up a Family Group Chat:

  • Statement slogan: The Reason Your Dad Is Late for Dinner

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color tee, unisex fit — flattering enough to cause a scene

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for secrets

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot dates and hotter messes

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a crease-free, kiss-proof look

  • Printed on demand — because this kind of heat isn’t mass-produced

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still hotter than his excuses.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m The Reason Your Dad Is Late for Dinner

And no, he’s not stuck in traffic.
This tee doesn’t whisper — it shouts trouble. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and scandalously playful slogan, this shirt is made for chaos agents, homewreckers-in-theory, and flirts with zero filter.

Soft cotton. Zero shame. Full drama.

🍷 Features That Might Break Up a Family Group Chat:

  • Statement slogan: The Reason Your Dad Is Late for Dinner

  • Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color tee, unisex fit — flattering enough to cause a scene

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for secrets

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot dates and hotter messes

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned for a crease-free, kiss-proof look

  • Printed on demand — because this kind of heat isn’t mass-produced

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still hotter than his excuses.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.