But here I am, wearing it anyway.
This tee is for anyone who's seen it all, done too much, and still showed up — possibly out of spite. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly exhausted slogan, it’s ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just silently judging everyone under 30.
Soft, sarcastic, and already tired.
Statement slogan: Too Old for This Shirt
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your joints
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for naps, eye-rolls, and slow exits
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — not that you'll iron it
Printed on demand — because you don't do fast fashion (or fast anything)
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still older than everyone in the room.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But here I am, wearing it anyway.
This tee is for anyone who's seen it all, done too much, and still showed up — possibly out of spite. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly exhausted slogan, it’s ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just silently judging everyone under 30.
Soft, sarcastic, and already tired.
Statement slogan: Too Old for This Shirt
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your joints
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for naps, eye-rolls, and slow exits
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — not that you'll iron it
Printed on demand — because you don't do fast fashion (or fast anything)
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still older than everyone in the room.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.