Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants

Sale Price: $25.00 Original Price: $29.00

Hello, I’m Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants

Not your average swipe. Just the right one.
This tee says it loud and clear — you're the upgrade in a world of memes and bad decisions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a wink-worthy slogan, this shirt is perfect for those who don’t just want to be seen — they want to be selected. Let the eggplants slide, it’s your time to shine.

Swipe right. Wear it proud.

💖 Features That’ll Have You Matching:

  • Statement slogan: Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants

  • Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for a cuddle after the swipe

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for casual dates or serious flirting

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing

  • Printed on demand — because you're not just another option

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still the best match.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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Hello, I’m Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants

Not your average swipe. Just the right one.
This tee says it loud and clear — you're the upgrade in a world of memes and bad decisions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a wink-worthy slogan, this shirt is perfect for those who don’t just want to be seen — they want to be selected. Let the eggplants slide, it’s your time to shine.

Swipe right. Wear it proud.

💖 Features That’ll Have You Matching:

  • Statement slogan: Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants

  • Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design

  • Solid color, unisex fit

  • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for a cuddle after the swipe

  • Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for casual dates or serious flirting

  • Double-stitched neckline & sleeves

  • Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing

  • Printed on demand — because you're not just another option

⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still the best match.
Age restrictions: For adults

Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.